Mini Microsoft Doublespeak

Quote from Microsoft Product Activation - Myths section

Ensuring end user privacy is a No. 1 design goal for Microsoft with Product Activation.

I wonder what their other No. 1 design goals are.

Fun with Phone Messages

Pacificare recording: I need to ask you a few questions to determine which account to pull up. Is this regarding yourself or a family member?

Me: Family member.

Pacificare recording: I'm sorry. Please answer 'yes' or 'no'.