Nonoriddle Tales

The latest 6x6 puzzle, "Tale Type" is up for solving. It turned out a little backwards: In most riddles containing references in the first and second person, the second person ("you") refers to the reader and the first person ("I") refers to the answer to the riddle, a la "I am something you sit on but can't take with you". In this case, the roles are reversed.

The previous 6x6 nonoriddle, "Swim Class", had three people on the leaderboard: joefendel came in at fifty-three seconds, catherwood appeared at a minute seven, and david3x3x3 turned in two minutes five. The solutions are now up.