Detective's Desire Nonoriddle

If I mentioned why this current illness made me unable to correctly test-solve the new "Detective's Desire" nonoriddle on three separate tries, people might think I was looking for pity. Regardless, it's up for solving now... after having been correctly test-solved a few times. ;)

Answers are up for last week's "CK Fragrance". It had only one submitted time: Four minutes thirty-seven seconds by joefendel. He didn't give me a screenshot for proof, but I guess I'll trust him since I think he's helping put on BANG 19: UDC.